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whatshouldcrossfitterscallme:

Congratulations to the newly crowned fittest man and woman on Earth. Two amazing athletes with big muscles and even bigger hearts.

When my boyfriend wants to get busy but I just want to go to sleep

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When you try to be romantic with her before bed

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.