Finally getting laid this week. Word.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
The Wrath of Molly Weasley
Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?
Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.
- me: *is cute*
- On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
- Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”