The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

(Source: macaracooned)

whatevernathan:

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

I’ve had too much caffeine I think I’m dying help.

Pretty much every day of my life actually

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

levanna:

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

Looks like the human race is dying out. Sorry.


fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh


(Source: best-of-memes)


99-to-go:

Literally every time I start lifting.

(Source: jizzlaqueefa)

When someone asks me how my summer diet is going

whatshouldbetchescallme:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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When I actually make it outside in time when I hear the ice cream man coming

whatshouldbetchescallme:

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.